Hell in a Handbasket
About Me
- Name: Lord
- Location: Kazakhstan
I am around 6 feet tall with long hair and a long flowing beard. Normally I walk around in sandals and long white robes but while I am on this earth I wear shorts, sandals and a t-shirt. Do not fret about this being some religious thing it is not, I am simply an alien from another planet who's name cannot be revealed at this time due to the legal recourse that I would suffer at the hands of the ACLU, Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.